Words are hard

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 18:50 - United States - Temperance

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Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 885
You deserved it 3 482

Same thing different taste

Top comments

How old was your son that he didn't know what an analogy was, but he watches ****?

mpj13 8

Sounds like a pain in the ass

Comments

if that was a category what did he possibly think would be in it? old men in white lab coats staring at a chicks ass saying "hmmm fine specimen here"?

perdix 29

Aren't literary devices what that 50 Shades dude used on that poor girl? An analogy that ran on D-batteries?

acerima 11

Any wonder what's wrong with today's youth? YDI OP

how does op deserve it? just because her son didn't know something? that's not really her fault

VooDooCarrie91 19

Some people just have really dirty minds...it happens.

Now Johnny, "analogy" is a literary device, and **** is a "literal", vice. Got it? good.

ulissey_fml 22

After his brush with literature, a hole world opened in front of him.

RedPillSucks 31

Talk about being thrust into the literary hole!

My English major self is torn between despairing for humanity and wishing that this guy had been in one of my English classes, so I could have been there to hear his reaction when someone mentioned an analogy...

I heard the job market is quite optimistic for English majors these days.

Steve95401 49

And I always thought Uranus referred to someone else's ass.