Word to the wise

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 04:21 - United States - Erie

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Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 265
You deserved it 7 416

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why would you take sex tips from virgins anyway? YDI

AviKerensky 17

Cause of injury: Lack of adhesive ducks.

Comments

Should you consider the shower again might I recommend basic safety checks. Think "how a elderly person with 2 false hips might get in and out" you could place a towel on the floor of the shower, also a waterproof chair you can always install those grab bars. Regardless the earth is in enough of a drought so if u give up on the shower you could be conserving water thus saving the world and saving us all!

sex in a shower is fun though... as long as you dont slip. tough luck op

sex in the shower is not as simple as people make it out to be.

Badkarma4u 17

Taking sex advice from a virgin = taking marriage advice from a priest. Lots of theory but no real-life experience.

If it wasn't fun you're not doing it right

I do not see the fun in shower sex.. I've tried it many times and it's just so uncomfortable. It could be the fact that the height difference between us is bad and we have to bend in uncomfortable ways but either way I do not see the fun, only hand jobs or oral is fun for me in the shower

Are you sure they weren't talking about a slip and slide? Or golden showers?

neuronerd 28

Never had a problem with slipping. Maybe the virgins gave you bad advice on positioning.

Shower sex is tricky, but if you can figure it out trust that it's very rewarding.

ScarletteNyte 16

I personally love it. maybe you were just doing it wrong