Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Arseniy 0
Even kid could lock the door. No?
kkutting 2
haha! x) stupid kid should of locked the door! & you shouldn't just burst doors open lol!
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Comments (113)
kateindeed 5
the only way my first instinct would be to scream child molester would be if your pants were down. if your pants were down, ydi.
GangstaGalahleio 0
the mother could of stood by the door. I'm just sayin.
jimbob13 0
you spelt peado wrong op ydi u pervert,,,,
Crysta_fml 3
You spelt paedophile wrong, you idiot.
5t3ff1k4h 47
@ both of you - "pedophile" and "paedophile" are both correct, depending on where you live. There's no need to hassle OP for spelling a word the correct way.
Gosurori_Otaku 0
If the kid is old enough to go to the bathroom on their own, shouldn't they be old enough to be able to lock the door, too? It's not like stall locks are that hard to use... definately not your fault, OP. FYL.
k9obsessed 5
First off, I agree with #99. The mom should have made sure her kid remembered to lock the door. Second, if she called you a pedo, she must think you're a ****, too. Dumb bitch. I feel bad for you. FYL and I hope this doesn't happen to you again.
furubafan74 18
Most pedophiles are STRAIGHT dipshit.
streetllama 4
i think you for got the S
stevenmx86 8
I've done that.. Parents need to teach their stupid kids to lock the door. Fyl op
LMFAOtoFUNNY 2
Stuff the dogs and there is their wedding present... duh
fantasyworld 39
The kid seems to be old enough to know to lock the door.
Anna-nymous 8
was it not locked??