Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML
Today, after hanging out with my boyfriend’s group once, they’ve decided I’m a “prissy stuck-up bitch who thinks she’s perfect.” I’m not at all. They just engage in nothing but insults and self-deprecating “jokes” without any real conversation. Sorry for not putting myself down for amusement. FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
I think it's more your narcissistic assholeishness that they don't like. Get over yourself before your friends get over you. YDI
D J's MOM 17
with your attitude, I wouldn't have invited you anywhere to begin with. I'm surprised they're still your friends... unless they aren't anymore. expect to see a lot less of them in the future. just saying. lol
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Hangryko 32
I think it's more your narcissistic assholeishness that they don't like. Get over yourself before your friends get over you. YDI
Nikki 17
I totally can’t tell at all why you’d be uninvited, you seem like a really lovely and down to earth person from this post
D J's MOM 17
with your attitude, I wouldn't have invited you anywhere to begin with. I'm surprised they're still your friends... unless they aren't anymore. expect to see a lot less of them in the future. just saying. lol
RichardPencil 32
Ugh. People with "decent" singing voices are so boring at karaoke. If you're not fantastic or horrible, don't bother with public karaoke. Just buy a home machine and celebrate your mediocrity in private.