Friends and Singing: I'm the main character! - FML

I'm the main character!

By Singer - 08/01/2023 03:00

Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML

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Hangryko 26

Sunday 8 January 2023 5:44

I think it's more your narcissistic assholeishness that they don't like. Get over yourself before your friends get over you. YDI

D J's MOM 14

Sunday 8 January 2023 13:44

with your attitude, I wouldn't have invited you anywhere to begin with. I'm surprised they're still your friends... unless they aren't anymore. expect to see a lot less of them in the future. just saying. lol

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Hangryko 26

Sunday 8 January 2023 5:44

I think it's more your narcissistic assholeishness that they don't like. Get over yourself before your friends get over you. YDI

Nikki 16

Sunday 8 January 2023 12:07

I totally can’t tell at all why you’d be uninvited, you seem like a really lovely and down to earth person from this post

D J's MOM 14

Sunday 8 January 2023 13:44

with your attitude, I wouldn't have invited you anywhere to begin with. I'm surprised they're still your friends... unless they aren't anymore. expect to see a lot less of them in the future. just saying. lol

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 January 2023 14:22

Ugh. People with "decent" singing voices are so boring at karaoke. If you're not fantastic or horrible, don't bother with public karaoke. Just buy a home machine and celebrate your mediocrity in private.

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