Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
UsernameHere234 13
Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
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Comments (166)
hnaggar 15
Eric Forman!!?
KingBrewster 6
Cause she's a girl, or "daddy's angel". Someday you will treat your daughter like this! Not that I have a kid, or even a girlfriend at the moment...
Autocorrected 11
Shouldn't have told her in the first place. YDI
stepymac 15
That's ****** up
Metallica36176 16
It was quite the opposite for me. My older brother could do no wrong. Parents shouldn't do that. I'm sorry, it makes you feel like shit I know.
PeytonBieda 8
This reminds me so much of Eric and Laurie from That 70's Show.
Krajjan 9
82 - This is the second time I've seen you misspell your screen name. Super fail.
chrisstachon 30
maybe they think you'll have unsafe sex and you'll impregnate a girl
Rocky007 15
Look on the bright side. You're the one they'd hoped would be the good responsible child.
KhaozD 3
dont feel alone, i get treatedike shit the same way vs. my sister. she stole my pain meds askin me for drugs the nighr before, so my bitch of a mother cuts me off & ***** me over calling me a pillhead addict, i have a busyed tooth, anxiety, & sever back pain, but she maintains a relayiomship of mu sister. bitches. fml.