Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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UsernameHere234 13
Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
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Comments (166)
mikebrouillard 3
That's awesome :D
brenton490 19
or he one of them partners.WINCEST!
zander4310 5
Today i spelt son with a U. Fml
beterdude 2
Bros before hoes
pipc 10
Welcome to the double standard that usually girls have to endure. Not sure why it's flipped in your family.
believe_alanis 8
You got to love the power of a women.. get used to :) On the other side Congratulations !!!
soxnroxs 8
this sounds like something Eric Foreman would say lol
Landrykm91 6
That's because you're a DUMBASS, Eric. Get back in the basement!
SarahBabieex3 4
Sounds like Eric's sister from That 70's Show..
DusktheKat 12
Parents do that. When boys lose their virginity, they act like they "stole" the girl's virginity, but with girls, they lost it.