About Lanaviolin
My last name isn't violin, in case you're wondering, but I do play the instrument. I'm pretty much a sarcastic asshole, unless you know me, to which I'll be an even more sarcastic asshole. Kidding. I like learning languages- I speak English, Russian, Spanish, French, and am in the process of learning German. Grammar Nazi right here, which is why I usually reject most of the FMLs I moderate. Capitalize your I's, people! If you post about your boyfriend and you're 13 years old, nobody gives a shit. Nothing more to say- Good day to you!
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Bianchitis tells us more.

Thanks for the comments, they made me laugh. First of all, I have tried a bunch of different acne medications and none of them worked so I tried these new wipes that got recommended to me. They are actually full size and it's not super obvious that it's a face wipe. So my mother, who loves to keep her car clean, picked them up off of the table and wiped her car with about 90% of the wipes. I did confront her about it and she apologized but she hasn't gotten me new ones... Thanks for the acne advise, I'll be sure to try some of them.