Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
UsernameHere234 13
Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
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Comments (166)
fudgeimout 2
Partners*
anm1019 8
Daddy must have some denial issues about his princess
KingCeltic77 18
Sounds like my family. My son Eric and daughter Laurie.
TopBanana20 11
haha I didn't get it at first and wondered why you are sharing your kids' names on fml lol
Ferreesley 3
Can I vote in favor of this 3000 more times? Please?
CharresBarkrey 16
63 - That's the point... "Dumbass."
the_enigma1019 1
Maybe your parents don't think you're ready... A lot of parents like to try and be unbiased, but they really aren't.
winkydog4056 16
Tell your parents it was a threesome your sister set up for you.
CharresBarkrey 16
That's absolutely disgusting.
majorjeneral 0
OP, maybe your parents are hard on you because they expect more from you. As long as you were being safe, take their anger in stride.
MrsPegg 45
Exactly what I was thinking. Most parents don't react calmly when they learn their child lost their virginity (mine didn't) so I wouldn't take too much offense to it. My mother was more furious that I didn't tell her and that my sister did; but it wasn't by my choice, my sister just beat me to it. . . So it's probably just like you said- the parents most likely hold OP to a higher standard.
love_me_electric 20
Your mom was mad because you didn't tell her you lost your virginity? That's kind of weird, what parent wants to hear about their kid's sex life.
PyroAngel1821 13
My parents were pretty cool with it. Lol my mom went in denial and my dad said "now I need another beer"
mcinnesandrew 6
My mom cried, my dad gave me a high five
CuriousAlien 7
Your sister was just jealous that you can actually HAVE a relationship.
chocolateisyum 12
It really depends on age. She might be 20, you could be 13. Age matter a lot when it comes to these things.
Eelam_star 2
I highly doubt he is 13 but you never nowadays.
bombshellbabee01 9
*know
Eelam_star 2
That's what you call double standards, OP. But usually guys get away with having multiple partners while girls tend to get name called on.
teresee 8
Just making a guess here, maybe there's only two children (because a lot of families seem to have one boy and one girl child) That would make them both the only child of their sex in the family.