Budget Spa - FML

Budget Spa

By FML Approved - 25/10/2017 20:30

Who else is ready to take a personal day with this dog?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 25 October 2017 22:38

I see carrots. Is it a bath, or are they making a stew?

Akitakat 31

Thursday 26 October 2017 14:36

Ok... that is just too cute for words! :)

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 25 October 2017 22:38

I see carrots. Is it a bath, or are they making a stew?

Akitakat 31

Thursday 26 October 2017 14:36

Ok... that is just too cute for words! :)

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