Budget Spa By FML Approved - 25/10/2017 20:30 Who else is ready to take a personal day with this dog? agreeclassic 503 vote type 1 119 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML agreeclassic 8 974 vote type 1 52 003
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML agreeclassic 22 650 vote type 1 76 601
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML agreeclassic 39 265 vote type 1 8 955
Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML agreeclassic 33 535 vote type 1 6 759
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML agreeclassic 340 vote type 1 197
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML agreeclassic 214 vote type 1 318
I see carrots. Is it a bath, or are they making a stew?
Ok... that is just too cute for words! :)