Love, Star Wars and Geek: What's worse?

What's worse?

By Nadaz - 05/04/2012 11:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

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By Edouard - 22/02/2021 11:01 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend and I are still arguing about the same subject, which is pretty much one of the only things we disagree on: whether Obi-Wan is hotter than Anakin or not. FML

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By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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By djxerxes9000 - 08/02/2013 02:56 - Canada

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

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By stardad - 22/07/2019 15:02 - United States

Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By tempted to become single - 21/10/2012 16:00 - United States - Atwater

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 19:58 - Australia - Bentleigh East

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML

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By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 16:18

I'd be upset, too.

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:19

My friends wife didn't know who Chewbacca was. I told him to divorce her.

Comments

hqbrat 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:55

O.C.D much?

nesreen619 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:57

for those of you saying he should break up with her.i think it should be the opposite he needs to go hook up with luke.

RaggleFrock 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:09

When I first met my husband he forced me to watch all 5 (at the time) movies. Best thing ever, I loved them. Star wars for life, yo.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:10

Aren't they? Or no, I know he's his father but wasn't there another good guy that turned into him? That never made sense to me, then again I was ~5 and uninterested, that could be why

RageKill 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:34

I'd just like to hop in and say I think it's sad that someone as old as him is arguing with someone as young as that. Act your age. Stop being a bitch and ignore him. Doubt it's the biggest problem in your life. And to the kid, shut the **** up and respect your elders. That's someone's father you're talking about. Stop trying to be an Internet gangster.

bobbyn25 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:39

Break up with her immediately... It's just not worth it.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:43

Cad is an angry troll. He has no respect whatsoever. He fits the "this generation" stereotype so well its insulting. He really should just shut the **** up and not comment on the subject any more.