Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I are still arguing about the same subject, which is pretty much one of the only things we disagree on: whether Obi-Wan is hotter than Anakin or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML
Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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yesyesnonono 10
I'd be upset, too.
skitzofreniks 5
My friends wife didn't know who Chewbacca was. I told him to divorce her.
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lemonarm 18
if i were you i would have broken up with her.
loserman67 35
^^^ The virginity is strong with this one ^^^
kevinn95 0
Im not a big fan of star wars but come on thats something everyone should know! I wouldnt of been mad i woulda just looked at her like wtf are u on? Lol
Jannettecooks 1
FML is teaching me what a dork I am. Hello, my name is Jannette and I am a gamer, and enjoy both Star Wars and Star Trek. (it is not impossible as my favorite movie Fan Boys implies) Ok, I already knew I was a dork. I am aDORKable! ;)
kiljoy01 2
That's a deal breaker
Cad6 24
^The jealousy is strong in this one. And I'm pretty sure you're a virgin, considering that your name is loserman. Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do than force choke you to tears.
gottageek 17
Star Wars knowledge is crucial in a relationship. This calls for a movie night. But feel free to skip over the emo parts.
blanccamaro74 6
Definitely the fact that she didn't know
taco_bender 12
Absent the force is in her. Her ass u should dump.
_Meghan_ 5
If she doesn't know that, she's to young for ya bro.