Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
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Marmarfarfar 25
Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?
harrypotter955 19
It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.
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Comments (50)
rightspark 7
She must be a sore loser then
DWT 18
I moderated this C:
ipy 9
how old is she?? 5? O.o
boobsarefun 4
You're better off without a bitch like that.
dakatabg 31
Well f.. Her, she is a kid
stoneYa 8
She was obviously a retard! Sorry dude. That's a good thing for u to be away from her
DorkAlert 10
If yea can't take it, don't dish it
ZombieSazza 34
She started the mud play fight and got upset and dumped you? Yeah, you're much better off without someone like that. Can you imagine a serious relationship with someone that stupid? Sorry man, but it's for the best.
jared21113 1
girls are cray
JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2
sounds like that might be for the best friend. it will only get worse.