What is wrong with these dudes?

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML

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By stephanie - 28/09/2018 03:00

Today, my husband tried to use his "grief" over his grandmother's death to manipulate me into giving him a blowjob. In the toilets. During the funeral. With his family only a few yards down the hall crying their eyes out. What an asshole I married. An absolute asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend tried to use the “It’s my birthday” excuse to get access to my booty hole. Last time he used the “My favourite aunt died” excuse, and before that, the night of our fourth date, he used the “I’m drunk and can’t find the right hole” excuse. Take the hint, no means never. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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Wild accusation

By Allissa - 13/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my husband accused me of having an incestuous relationship with my deceased father, all because we haven’t had sex in months due to my grieving. According to him, no one grieves that hard for someone unless they were in love or fucking them. FML

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Aaand blocked.

By wtf fml - 20/03/2018 17:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

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By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 18:50 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I overheard a "friend" talking about me and my recently deceased dog. He said: "Only time I've seen someone get that upset over someone dying, they were fucking each other. Just sayin'." FML

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Smuckling twat

By Depressed - 13/05/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend is leaving me for his pregnant side chick, all because I “deprived” him of sex after suffering a miscarriage. To top it all off, the smug bastard actually told me, “Don’t worry, you’ll find happiness again someday, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Seriously dude? FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 August 2019 0:52

It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

smartjaguargurl 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:08

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

Comments

Stan_The_Man 7

Thursday 1 August 2019 0:14

Don’t knock it till you rock it

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 August 2019 0:52

It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

bts_bp0exid 2

Friday 2 August 2019 2:28

an asshole that wants an assholeㅋㅋㅋ

TCRII 29

Thursday 1 August 2019 1:45

Tell him you want to try pegging....

smartjaguargurl 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:08

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:59

Dump him by dumping on him, and leaving him handcuffed to his bed. He's a disgusting wretch.

ck87 7

Saturday 3 August 2019 7:55

you sound ******* crazy

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 3 August 2019 15:56

I'm not crazy. Don't call me crazy. I'm just not user-friendly. Or, I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. Take your pick.

mha8649 8

Wednesday 26 October 2022 23:16

craaaaaaazy

DrSamba 7

Thursday 1 August 2019 3:04

Time to move on. Or just nickname him Cornholio. Or both.

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 1 August 2019 6:35

Devil's advocate here, but if I actually told someone that I wished a guy would get hit by a bus and a few days later the guy died I'd be pretty upset.

BeefyQueefy 14

Thursday 1 August 2019 18:57

So his gf owes him anal? Because he's a terrible person?

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 6 August 2019 5:49

I'm not talking about the anal part. She obviously didn't believe that he was upset, otherwise why give those details. I didn't say anything about anal.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Thursday 1 August 2019 11:56

that was shitty of him...lmbo... don't get big deal its sec he is your boyfriend if you would just give him ass access when he wanted wouldn't have to make up excuses...

404wan 19

Thursday 1 August 2019 14:21

If she doesnt want to take it up the arse and he tries things this desperate to convince her he's a shitbag who deserves no sex at all.

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 2 August 2019 2:58

so then you take it up the ass and tell me if you like it. If you're not willing to try it, why does she have to? He's getting vaginal sex, so he should be happy with that.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 1 August 2019 14:31

You called him out on it then, right? "Honey using your fake grief at a coworker you wished to get hit by a bus last week is a pitiful excuse to get you back door access, go away"

Isaac Shields 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 15:36

sounds like you need to start giving him back door access before he gets tired of begging you for it and starts looking elsewhere for it sounds more like an fml for your bf

BeefyQueefy 14

Thursday 1 August 2019 18:56

lolololol women don't owe men access to anything, you vile ******* pig

Isaac Shields 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 19:08

yea all women say that but when their bf holds out on sex they act like he's a criminal but you're right women dont owe men access just as same as men dont owe women anything but dont cry about it when your partner cheats with someone willing to do what you wont man or woman further more you should be willing to please your partner otherwise whats the point of a monogamous relationship

slym12312425 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 20:52

You sound like you're one article away from ending up like Harvey, Bill, and Jeffery. Have fun in prison and remember, don't drop the soap.

Isaac Shields 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 21:00

did i say anything about forcing or drugging anyone idiot? no i said it should be willingly given

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 2 August 2019 3:02

How about you take it up the ass and tell me how you like it. If you can't find a guy to do it, find a girl to use a ***** on you. If you don't want to receive anal, don't sit there requiring others to. Women don't owe you access to anything. With that type of mentality, you'll be forever single.