FML : Aaand blocked.

Aaand blocked.

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtf fml - / Tuesday 20 March 2018 17:30 / United States - Hesperia

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7613715 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:40

I can see why he's your ex.

By Hellblazer_Sith | 23

#7613719 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:56

I am so glad he is your ex. Sorry for your loss OP.

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7613715 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:40

I can see why he's your ex.

By Hellblazer_Sith | 23

#7613719 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:56

I am so glad he is your ex. Sorry for your loss OP.

By Zachary8261 | 27

#7613720 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:59

No wonder why he’s your ex.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7613725 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 2:56

Hopefully your anger was able to distract you for a bit? Sorry about your loss.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7613726 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 3:08

That sucks.

EnvyMe33 | 26

#7613755 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 7:52

Lol

By RichardPencil | 25

#7613738 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:34

If he offered to give you bomb-ass head, you might think of taking him back.

By Zekfen | 17

#7613739 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:37

So he wants you to sit on his face and fart? What a weird fetish. I hear you can get pink eye from that.

DanielleinDC | 31

#7613986 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 19:53

No, the dumbass wants his former ex to give HIM some head.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7613740 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:47

What you did not mention was if you accepted. If you did, then ...idk. Sorry for your loss though.

By wanted_2_want | 39

#7613746 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 6:04

He deserved a high five.

In the face.

With an iron.

QueenAfrodite | 8

#7666886 - Friday 27 July 2018 20:07

😂😂😂😂😂😂

By EnvyMe33 | 26

#7613756 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 7:55

Guys always know how to make things worse. Why would you even answer a call from your ex in the first place?

ThatGuy9679 | 11

#7613917 - Wednesday 21 March 2018 16:55

I imagine they were on decent terms at the and even if they weren't I'm sure she was expecting his condolences and not a request for a blowjob

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