Holidays: What happened?

What happened?

By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

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By Lisa - 24/09/2018 14:33

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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You deserved it 251

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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Poor good boy

By they don’t die they multiply - 16/11/2021 08:02

Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML

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You deserved it 163

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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Doggy dog world

By gagus123 - 24/03/2022 22:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I agreed to care for my girlfriend’s sister's dog. She assured us that the dog was housetrained, but when I got home from work at 07:00 AM my girlfriend was sleeping and there was not only one “accident” but five. This is going to be a fun weekend. FML

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You deserved it 115

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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You deserved it 151

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 314

Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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You deserved it 754

Gimme a break

By anon - 04/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 143

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Thursday 28 August 2014 12:43

When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Thursday 28 August 2014 12:45

I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink

Comments

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:15

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

MrDonSalvetti 27

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:16

Dude look on the bright side!

bardo264 17

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:28

What bright side? (Except for the pink dog, that sounds awesome...)

MrDonSalvetti 27

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:35

I don't know! But when he find it, he should look on it!

paramor3 23

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:33

Ummm that's quite a big "oops!!" I mean, oops covers a lot...but even if has it limits!!

Nyx7 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:42

Yup time to go oops upside her head

AcieMcG 21

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:02

Sounds like she had a better time than you.

Mauskau 35

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:05

How can people use a condom and not throw it away after?

vikky538 28

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:09

am I be the only one who wants to have a follow up on this FML

Maccaroney 11

Friday 26 September 2014 20:42

Follow up? I want to have been there! Party!

dragonrider1959 18

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:44

We need a follow up

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:58

That is a valid reason to cut ties with her for a long ******* time. At least your dog is ok other than the pink color? Thankfully no drunk assholes left your doors wide open for your dog to wander away, and get hit by a car or eaten by a predator.