Holidays: What happened?

What happened?

By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

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By Lisa - 24/09/2018 14:33

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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Poor good boy

By they don’t die they multiply - 16/11/2021 08:02

Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML

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You deserved it 163

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

Doggy dog world

By gagus123 - 24/03/2022 22:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I agreed to care for my girlfriend’s sister's dog. She assured us that the dog was housetrained, but when I got home from work at 07:00 AM my girlfriend was sleeping and there was not only one “accident” but five. This is going to be a fun weekend. FML

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You deserved it 115

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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You deserved it 151

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 314

Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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You deserved it 754

Gimme a break

By anon - 04/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Thursday 28 August 2014 12:43

When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Thursday 28 August 2014 12:45

I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink

Comments

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 28 August 2014 20:24

She sounds like a lotta fun!! ...NOT!!!

snippit 18

Friday 29 August 2014 0:21

Aww poor pink puppy

PokeZilla 9

Friday 29 August 2014 2:08

You must be new to FML, OP, otherwise you'd learn by now NEVER to depend on your sisters. Hope you made her clean her shit up though. That is absolutely disgusting!

redstone7693 29

Friday 29 August 2014 2:39

Your sister is an idiot

drunk_in_love 18

Friday 29 August 2014 7:16

Your sisters a bitch. Pun intended. Buh dum tsssss.

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 3 September 2014 6:00

I think you are drunk_on_beer.

therealtixe 8

Saturday 30 August 2014 1:04

what a ****.

Maxgolub 13

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:01

I would blow the **** up

logias_b 6

Saturday 30 August 2014 13:04

Well i guess sisters are as useless as the internet says.

CandyApple88 13

Sunday 31 August 2014 6:11

you could put the contents of the used condoms into her conditioner bottle. user her toothbrush to clean your toilet, or the ass of a homeless man. Then when she catches something, that's when you say "oops"