By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 325
You deserved it 47 024

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Next time lock yourself in the bathroom and if you knock yourself out again no one will see you...

hahahaha!!! loser!

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hahahaha!!! loser!

He is not just a loser he is gross person who jacks off in his brothers room. If you share it at least use the bathroom or something even though you should not at all because it is really sad. Grow up and get the real thing YDI.

lol look at this kid saying the op needs to get the real thing^ bro I bet you've never even talked to a girl.

They were proud right?

Next time lock yourself in the bathroom and if you knock yourself out again no one will see you...

has this happened to you before?

Oh come on. What, did you knock youself into a coma!

That's an awesome story.

I don't understand how people just pass out like that? I agree with #10

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How did you agree with #10 of you're #9?

Don't ask, just agree with this time lord.

I have a bunk bed too....with my brother..you just made me scared 2 go to sleep now..and i sleep on the top..

That's why porn is for the internets (: the computer shuts off after a while and you look innocent! Not...that I would know or anything. - S.

oh wow bunk beds and porn mags and getting caught, OH MY!!! :p locks. always lock the door.

nxt time try a bathroom with a lock