Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML
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lisaroxmysoxx 16
If you have a sister, why would your mom automatically assume that it was yours?
klc20071989_fml 20
It was in HER bathroom. Which would make it seem that she has a bathroom just to herself.
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Comments (78)
frozenaddict 11
Sisters suck, sorry OP.
skittyskatbrat 19
Two things. 1. can you get your sister on record laughing about it? Record with a computer, tablet, camera, etc. to prove to your mom that she's in the wrong. 2. hopefully you can enlist your mom for this one. Think for at least a couple weeks on what you'd like to do for revenge. Everything from a "used" condom under her bed to a more involved prank involving your mom. Also, whatever "punishment" your Mom intends to hand to you for this? Make sure your sister gets it. You were going to be grounded w/out electronics for a month? Sounds like just the thing for your sister. Pranks are funny, and this is a good one...if she'd confessed after a few minutes of side-splitting laughter! She didn't. She's fair game.
GuiLD15 7
depending on how serious your parents are about it a) kick her ass in ntil she confesses. it shouldn't take much :/ b) just prank her back
ahh_rats 15
I've been having a bad day and this just made up for it haha I hope someone passes it forward to you
CrikOgresmasher 19
I somehow think your sister bought it to use on herself and put the blame on you :[
xoVarshaxo 7
That's not fair though, if she carries a child she should be responsible
jmcr 27
You clearly didnt read OP never said anything about her sis being pregnant her sis placed a pregnancy test so OP would get in trouble with their mom for something that she didnt buy
energizerbunny23 18
Ouch
DanielleinDC 34
Hmm, buy a box of condoms and throw them in your sister's bedroom maybe? Your sister thinks it's funny that she got you in trouble? What a wench.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Don't get mad, get even
chosha_fml 27
Talk to your sister about it. Tell her it isn't funny and that she needs to tell your mum the truth. Make sure your phone is recording the conversation. Even if she just laughs and says no, you can play it back to your mum.