Family, Weird, Thief and Babies: Weirdo cousin

Weirdo cousin

By notyourbaby - 07/03/2021 19:58

Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML

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Chazzster 23

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Monday 8 March 2021 1:36

Why does your cousin apparently want to fake a pregnancy? Is it still a thing that some girls/women fake pregnancy to get a marriage proposal? Or is cousin suffering from some need for attention that she thinks pregnancy will bring her? Or is it something else?

tounces7 27

Monday 8 March 2021 4:42

This has always been a thing and likely always will be. She's likely using to manipulate someone.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 7 March 2021 20:05

1 Marjorie Taylor Greene 2 Beyoncé 3 Brett Favre I love guessing games. Just make sure whoever it is that they pay for your pregnancy test and the co-pay for the ultrasound. Let me know when I win!

Chazzster 23

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Monday 8 March 2021 1:36

tounces7 27

Monday 8 March 2021 4:42

This has always been a thing and likely always will be. She's likely using to manipulate someone.

Warp1978 15

Monday 8 March 2021 9:53

Ummm no, no you can't.

J15237 25

Monday 8 March 2021 23:22

Have you asked her why she did that? I feel like the explanation of that situation would be hilarious. For you, CONGRATULATIONS!

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Tuesday 9 March 2021 2:33

So...keeping your positive pee stick is a thing now? Just huck it and she won't get it. Put the ultrasound photos away so she can't get them? I mean, if she's done it before then you obviously know to not keep the items out of available.

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