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By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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Deranged

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By iamsolid - 20/10/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

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By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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Weirdo cousin

By notyourbaby - 07/03/2021 19:58

Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML

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lisaroxmysoxx 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:06

If you have a sister, why would your mom automatically assume that it was yours?

klc20071989_fml 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:09

It was in HER bathroom. Which would make it seem that she has a bathroom just to herself.

Comments

shredder8838 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 3:06

This would be more of an FML if you were a guy..

minauto 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 7:49

offer to take one for real and show your mom the negative? sorry about your sister, op!

kthsdm 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:29

Your sister is evil kneevil!

bec_rants 4

Thursday 6 March 2014 15:33

okay so this is what you do... buy a glass (crack) pipe from a smoke shop and burn some sugar in it, then put the pipe somewhere really obvious when your mum is going to go into your sister's room.

Omniprism 14

Friday 7 March 2014 18:37

Payback time.

psyonomega 4

Monday 10 March 2014 2:56

your sisters a ****.

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 10 March 2014 6:06

Seek revenge

9eberra1 6

Monday 10 March 2014 7:38

Just record her reactions on a phone, why does everyone forget we have smart phones now they can record shit which can be used as evidence...

Suaria 38

Friday 13 June 2014 23:27

If that ever happened to me which I doubt it would because my little sister is 7 and I'm 18. So by the time my little sister would be able to get pregnant or know what a pregnancy test is, I'll have already moved out of the house. Anyways, I would start recording on my phone or something that can record, go into your sister's room and confront her. Knowing her she would probably admit to it. Then show your mom where your sister admits to purposely putting the test in your bathroom.