Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
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Tehalon 0
ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!
balor_fml 0
Just tell her your cats did it... oh wait.
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Comments (126)
atheist666 0
wow ur a dumbass
AliMarie 0
It's probably someone subletting for her roommate. Aka living in her roommate's old room over the summer until school starts up again, etc. YDI for not checking the pockets first. Sucks to be your roommate. . . their first night in a new place, possibly new state or city without a cell. I would probably really dislike you.
SHOOK68 0
That's what you get for having cats
sarah8909 0
Maybe a combo of 18's 'kill the cat' and 44's 'burn the house down'? You know, be thorough.
misssweetie 0
number 19. correct. creepy as shit.... but on the off chance that her pants were just chillin out in the open and you had just taken your cat to the vet or something FYL. other than that tho . . . YDI
spillproof 0
Well, you should know by now to always check the pockets. But that does suck for you.
coleymonkey 0
Hehe
mouseintern 0
In retrospect, simply explaining the truth might have been the better choice, but I can't say I probably wouldn't have made the same decision if I was in your place. Yikes, what an awkward situation.
xTiDWoPx 0
Wow
maggie_gxx 0
it's okay, my sister's phone went into the washing machine. it had water in it for a few days, you just have to let it dry out. after about a week or so it should be fine. i dropped my phone in the tub the other day (it's an env2, not some super rugged phone) for like 2 seconds, and it's fine now. i would just tell her what happened, she'll probably understand, and take the battery out of the phone and let it dry out for a couple of days.