Poopoo peepee, Clothes, Cats and Animals: Welcome home!

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By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Brinty - 13/03/2010 05:18 - Australia

Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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Good Meowrning!

By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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Tehalon 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:12

ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!

balor_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:07

Just tell her your cats did it... oh wait.

Comments

skullblood 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:21

Your so stuped!!!! You should have at least cheked if there was anyting in the pockets after your cat took a dump on them. Cellphones and washers don't mix. Keep that in mind

X_totallysucks_X 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:38

And that is why you check the pockets before putting laundry in the wash. Besides, didn't you notice that the pants felt heavier than usual??? Smooth

dudemitch 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:40

the ***** a subletter?

qwerty29 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:33

You should have checked their pockets! Wow!

jah773 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:52

You say "one of your cats" meaning you own multiple which is too many especially if you can't control them.

Jaxon321 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:20

I aggree with #43,they should have ordered Chinese food!!!

YouKindaSuck 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:41

Just pretend u didn't notice and let her find the cat shit herself. It's not that difficult. LOL u just need the mind of a man.

awesome_hellzyea 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:38

thats why cats suck and dogs are awesome...........dogs FTW!!!!!

Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:29

People who don't know what a subletter is, LOOK IT UP! Anyway, I too think the poster hould have checked the pockets. It should be a habit for anyone who washes their, or any, clothes.