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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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Top comments
brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
perdix 31
Nookie with a Wookiee.
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Comments (111)
skyeyez9 25
#17. haha.......I love r2d2's scream! lol I would die from laughter if my bf sounded like that.
shadows17 0
I bet he would die too lol embarrassment can b such a bitch ha :P
perdix 31
But when he bones his male partners, he sounds like C3PO.
Raiderwrstler65 0
I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.
RIKANA 0
O_O No way! RI
tony8pie 0
I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.
ScaryyMary 14
Did you say "Easy, Chewy"? Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.
Veronica_Reza 0
Lmao thats 2 funny
skylermeinecke 6
heyyy :) kik me skyhigh1293
ClownSmilely 0
may the force be with you
Fuck_your_face 0
HAHAHA....maybe he was just doing your mating call!
DestinyYum 3
ohh GOD! lOL goodluck with thatt!.