Sex and Intimacy: WAURGH - FML

WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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brkn_hearted 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:23

better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:57

Nookie with a Wookiee.

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XBCX96 4

Monday 22 February 2010 6:46

someone's a picky little bitch aren't they. *sarcasm* oh no! he's not completely perfect? fyl *sarcasm* well it could be worse. he could sound like C3PO the whole time

Misguided_Ghost 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:27

that's scary!

wobnair13 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:32

lol he landed his star cruiser in ur hanger?! lol

Trentman30 5

Sunday 4 July 2010 7:04

lol, I'm gonna do that!

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:12

Lol. That's why you always test the car before you buy it!!! Good job!

fmlwinnn 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:22

um...what do you mean by finally? it was only 3 months -.-

CurtisDkidd 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:15

ahhh. the force is strong with this one

myunicornbarfedo 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:58

whats a chewbacca?

moo_fish420 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:20

Are you kidding me? Chewbacca is a Wookie from Star Wars. Get your nerd on man

freakguy455 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 2:25

Where's the like button?

grooglius 0

Friday 1 July 2011 8:57

I think the FML was that op recognized what chewbacca sounds like

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