Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
XxDanno316xX 27
I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.
LifelessStars 22
They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
worldclassrager 41
Judgmental ruthless bastards...no point of consideration...
p36288 17
Stop crying and be strong
TallMist 32
Just because they're crying doesn't mean they're weak.
interesting33 37
Exactly! Tears really aren't weakness. They are the release of hormones like cortisol etc. which build up in our body when we are upset or stressed or tired. That's why you feel better after crying sometimes, your body gets rid of toxins that way. So it is healthier to cry than to keep it pent up. It is natural and important and there is nothing wrong with it.
christopherwilli 14
I really thought the guy you liked was gonna say something nice at first but I guess I was wrong. Anyways, fyl.
tigerzroze 16
Sadly if the guy she liked said something nice, it probably would not be here.
exoticwaved 9
Sometimes insults are flirts in disguise. Ever heard of negging? I wouldn't worry about it and besides there are other guys around.
SystemofaBlink41 27
"**** ugly" equals flirting? I'm doing it wrong...
exoticwaved 9
I never said it was "effective." But some people do neg when trying to flirt.
9a_1z 12
I think it would be equally FML if the guy she likes uses negging. Sounds like he wanted to impress his male friend more with his bitchy comments.
exoticwaved 9
Some American girls neg just as much as guys, if not more so. They "shit test" to see how strong (or not) you are. Yall haven't spent much time in urban cities?
SystemofaBlink41 27
This is when we wish karma would judo flip these types of people into concrete.
TheCasualHomie 11
It would be savage except it was super rude and they're in college not high school so they need to grow up
bebooneo 11
that guy is a dick OP, don't for a second think he's worth your time. hope you are feeling better !
thatonetribute 31
I would have gone over and dumped my drink on their heads.
vikky538 29
That sucks
OverBlossomed 22
This is when you're justified in smacking certain people in the mouth.