Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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XxDanno316xX 27
I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.
LifelessStars 22
They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.
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Comments (103)
Darkera200 2
remember people undergraduate college is high school 1.5; graduate school is the mature place to be.
jack67_fml 14
Very savage
olillia 16
Actually since OP is in the UK, they could be anywhere from 16-18
dirtbikeguy 14
No one deserves that, I'm sorry.
Replyka 17
Or older. you can go to college at any age
laden_swallow09 35
This is exactly the reason why you don't crush on anyone. Just hit it or quit it (goes for women, too!). You're only setting yourself up for failure the longer you pine away after someone who may not even realize you exist.
tigerzroze 16
That is a very sad way to view relationships. Being in a relationship can be a wonderful thing, as long is it is with a mature and responsible person. Sadly, you date and like a lot of people that just work out. It will hurt, but when you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, it is makes it all worth it.
Carlitosfmc 18
He could have been a hero... but he showed his real self, an asshole
isaak_sanchez 18
I think you mean the guy you "used to like"
BeenIt 5
Listen, those guys are assholes and that guy you liked is not worth your attention!!!
missfitJen 7
That's awful. hurt people hurt people! thank god uou found out he's a douche karma will get him