Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
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crushcrusher 33
parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.
Earths_Venus 25
My brother was the golden child until he got high and tried to run over our Mum in his car. So, you know... Anything is possible. Also she felt so bad she bought me $4000 of furniture. It doesn't make up for 24 years of being ignored, but it's a start.
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dark_angel4121 12
Plant weed in her room for your parents to see. That way she gets in trouble and is no longer the golden child.
pikawarriors 18
Wear one of those pairs of sunglasses with a hidden camera and show your parents when she does something like that again
MFcoffee 12
Start hiding your parents stuff in her room, in a place she won't look, eventually they're look around and find them in her room, and she'll get blamed.
musicmanbilly 8
An eerie parallel to the tragic events in ferguson.
Vegetarian27 24
My cousin used to beat me up something chronic, but nobody ever believed me, and if they had evidence presented to them, they said that I provoked him. It's an unfair world.
mariusistheman 10
I FU$&@?! HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. I have a little sister to and she does shit like that, man I love her but she can be very...
Nuclear101 4
Punch her in the face, then run to your parents and tell them she ran into a wall. It makes you look like a "loving" brother and her like an idiot kid.
orsombre_fml 11
Politely but firmly refuse to ever babysit her and tell your parents it is because she lies. It is funny how fast parents decide to trust their older child after having to pay for a babysitter.
legodude28 16
You should start a conversation about this with your parents. If they practically ignore you like they did here, say calmy, but make sure they hear it, "Well, it's nice to know that you have a favorite kid" They will probably freak out, and hopefully feel some sort of guilt. It'll shake 'em up and maybe they will be fair in the future. Good luck.
Joedbag 8
"Accidentally" take a dump on her bed..