Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
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Top comments
crushcrusher 33
parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.
Earths_Venus 25
My brother was the golden child until he got high and tried to run over our Mum in his car. So, you know... Anything is possible. Also she felt so bad she bought me $4000 of furniture. It doesn't make up for 24 years of being ignored, but it's a start.
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Comments (97)
otumboo 10
that's a younger sibling for you .
worldclassrager 41
Wear a cup...then you don't have to worry about it
crunchycheeto99 11
I know you pain.. Younger siblings rule..
AnyaS 19
Yeah, siblings are a pain, OP. My older sister shoved me off a chair once to get on the computer I had been on for maybe five minutes. When I told my parents they said I was making it up, she would never do that. -_-
Tooorrriii3 22
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AppleBonkers 13
So your parents are treating you like the police treat rape victims
mld4657 28
rape victims? wow....
_purepxrcelain_ 6
why would you even say that.. that's extremely unnecessary, & rude.
laden_swallow09 35
Where the hell did THAT come from? And don't feed us that "You missed the joke" malarkey. It wasn't even a joke, let alone a funny one.
katertott 44
Well if she likes treating you that way, you might as well give her a reason- even if it's after the fact. If you have to suffer, you might as well get even/revenge/payback/justice.
noah_1234 24
women will never understand the pain
isuckwithnames 22
What is pain
SmoothPancakes 10
Sounds like your whole family are *****.
Melkboy 7
Time for a little thing I like to call the CuntPunt.