Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
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crushcrusher 33
parents have favorites. and since she's younger for sure they'll be on her side.
Earths_Venus 25
My brother was the golden child until he got high and tried to run over our Mum in his car. So, you know... Anything is possible. Also she felt so bad she bought me $4000 of furniture. It doesn't make up for 24 years of being ignored, but it's a start.
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xaru 21
How about you stick some gum on her hair? That'll teach her
mbuck87 19
Burn everything she loves
Heteroscodra 8
Provoked or not, kicking a guy between the legs can do some serious damage. A guy I know will never have kids because his brother decided to kick him in the nuts.
justsomerandguy 8
Get used to it. That's a double standard we have going. There is no reason to hit a woman, but there is every reason to hit a man. He just had to do something to deserve it.
laden_swallow09 35
Way to set back sexual equality by a century.
limabeans101029 21
44- I don't think this is anything to do with gender, it's to do with age. Younger siblings often get the benefit of the doubt from parents when it comes to things like this. It's got nothing to do with the fact that the younger sibling is female.
isuckwithnames 22
You do realize that females aren't porcelain dolls right? They can be hit. NOTE: I am not advertising hitting women. Just that they can take a blow as well as men.
limabeans101029 21
67- I don't think that's what 44 was getting at. He was saying that it's seen as a terrible thing for a man to hit a woman, but not a terrible thing for a woman to hit a man. Which is kind of true, but irrelevant in this case.
mld4657 28
me and my younger bro used to have some epic fights, he was the favorite and could do no wrong in my parents eyes luckily not everyone saw that. I say fight back
The_Appendix_ 13
that's when you kick the shit out of her
_purepxrcelain_ 6
well, that's how it always is, siblings usually do what they want & get away with it. i know how it feels OP .
MiaNoel 9
I mean I wouldn't usually say u deserve it but I'm a little sister and that's kinda how the system works #sorrynotsorry
MatsumotoMania 13
Today, my demented little brother walked up to me and slapped my boobs. I told my parents but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke him. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
SmoothPancakes 10
You deserve a **** punch.
soragirlfriend 8
I hope your next boyfriend sleeps with everyone you know and gives you some new hyrid, incurable STD. ****.
Ki11erC 18
Justice as a child?
Omniprism 15
Payback is a bitch best served cold. Good luck.