Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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mekiswrite 21
Your pets are of no value to you? YTA and potentially YDI.
RichardPencil 32
Your dog and your cat have no value? What kind of person are you? And your beer?!?! Are you even human?
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Comments (22)
Diawar 2
I’m gonna bet that the cat & dog split and took the beer with them. probably because they didn’t value you either
jrn 14
Maybe your dog and your cat are sick of your bs, and took your beer before running off
bosniangirl27 21
Isn’t your dog and cat valuable?
KIEdekka 14
NOTHING OF VALUE?! HE STOLE YOUR GOT DAM DOG!
icecreamisrad 13
If you don’t think your pets are of any value then you are a piece of shit and deserve this asshole
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