kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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lolza 0
Give the cat some treats, he'll like you soon
elbia21 5
Tell him "it's ok, you ain't getting any of this pussy here either" Sorry, maybe my advice is lame or harsh >.< it's what came to my head. . .
THE_A_TEEN 28
He chose the wrong pussy. Let's see him try to put his dick in that. ****** dentata, instead with claws..
idontknowyou123 0
I was going to make another pussy joke but...
bubblepaarty 5
feline > female
THE_A_TEEN 28
^^ Confirmed animal ******.
Sinamoi 18
I don't feel safe...
Avalanches 9
I guess the cat was in a "catty" mood! Ha! Ha! Ha!
japtch 15
People who laugh at their own jokes make me want to club a baby seal. Especially when they're not very punny.
adamcichuttek 2
I used to tell my friends Canada has a National Seal Clubbing Day.
eddieglaves 0
A man im too late i wanted to be the first one to post the pussy joke. FML
dookiedoo 0
Lol
xoanik 4
Aww :)
blackstar994 5
If that cat says it, that's how it has to be.
Pentium_4 27
i'm being serious, cats get extremely jealous. but that's just crazy