kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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mobert92 5
he got a new pussy around his house to love
metalflower00 11
Guys with cats are creepers anyway.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Oh dear mother of GOD! The pussy ****** you, man! The pussy ****** YOU. I never knew it possible.
AceKali 0
Shit, you can come to my house =)
s1ckpup 0
Damn OP, your pussy must suck :-p
OfficeNinja 5
That or the cat was there first. When my girlfriend (now my wife) moved in, it was very clear that the original cat was there first. So the order is cat 1, wife, cat 2. Later we plan to add a dog (I want a beagle buddy), and finally kids. But the cats and dog will have been there first :)
xStaciexLynnx 15
You mean your EX boyfriend, right? Sorry, I just feel everyone was too distracted by the pussy jokes to leave this dumb ass comment so I had to... It is a relationship FML after all.
causticgirl 6
Maybe that cat needs to enter the witness protection program
s1ckpup 0
I wonder if the cat likes fishsticks :-D
TawnyGraves 5
What a crockpot
xStaciexLynnx 15
I think you mean crackpot? A crockpot is something used for cooking...
TheNewGuy03 29
Thanks for the laugh, 92. |the kid|