kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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haveachat 1
Since I am dirty minded, I'll just come to the conclusion that his cat gives him more action than you. Not FYL, why would you want to be with a guy who has more of a relationship with his CAT than you?!
hottiewitdamesse 8
At least hes sensitive ;D
lmaoatall 6
Yes, I can see this happening. Yes absolutely understandable. Nothing worse than remarking and claiming back your territory after an unwanted rubs there nasty ass human orders all over the place. You go kitty! Rule your crib like a ninja!
Ariana2_fml 2
Shows which pussy he likes better
White_Knightspc 0
By cat he means pussy. And by pussy he means another girl. And by that logic, you got played...
stupidisntcute 0
Cats are more valuable then some whiny, needy, dependent girlfriend! Get over it the cat was there before you!
bubo_fml 11
Oh the irony...2 ******* at hand & just 1 lil' Veinnie Weenie!
kayhay88 0
But I bet your cat does...
blair_x 12
I must be the hundredth person to type this, but... pussy whipped.
xoxPatrina 8
I hope you dumped him...