kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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Comments (153)
nonamericandolla 6
THE CAT is the BOSS!
demon_865 7
That's why you don't date a guy with cats...
MsMeiriona 2
The cat might be that territorial. It happens. Time to bribe the kitty.
Scarlettx7 0
That's a clue!
fallensnow143 6
what?
dansco 25
And you have the perfect excuse for dump this idiot! It's the only pussy he'll be touching for a while lol
747pc 1
Dump his ass. What kind of guy has a cat instead of a dog?
atishe24 9
YDI for not dumping him for preferring to sleep with his cat over you!
rillusion 1
that means his cat as in his other pussy lol
thatonebach 9
Tell him to ditch the cat, and get a dog he can use and love.