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kaipodable This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Unwelcome

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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Comments (153)

Meesersuperman1 4

Good. Kitties always come first.

What a dumb shit!!

moderate my fml's yes guys! also i don't want this to be thumbed down when i come back from subway

Tell him to get a dog

nelliealexis 3

What the hell did you do to that poor cat?

My cat does that to my boyfriend... He meows and meows n steps on my bf until i grab him n hug him n pet him I love my ?

and u believed him? ydi then.

Wear cat nip in your cloths! Du, no brained!

Talk about being pussy whipped