kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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Comments (153)
Niris_fml 0
He talks to his cat...?
Sinamoi 18
Problem?
japtch 15
You should spike its cat food.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Cyanide works wonders. There's a christmas sale going on at your local target with cyanide at 1/2 off original price.
blackstar994 5
Half off?!
japtch 15
I was thinking a hallucinogen of some sort. So, you won't kill it, you'll just make it trip balls for awhile.
clutz123 5
no!!! it's not the poor kitty's fault.
Jewnut 0
I'd prolly do the same thing
maddi79 0
His superior in his relationship Ia the cat rather then he lady. Ouch that has to suck!
badam_fml 6
Not a good boyfriend material
CallMeHush 1
On the bright side the cat didn't go all Son of Sam and tell him to kill you.
pattheaninal 9
Maybe he prefers hairy *******? ;)
geon_olam 17
this joke sounds so familiar. if only i can remember where i heard one just like it........
chenry1 4
I know guys that have picked their dogs over a girlfriend ( they were the crazy girlfriends) but a cat over a female. Thats bit of an outrage. Smh. Sorry OP
japtch 15
I feel like a nooberton, but what the effskie is SMH? D:
THE_A_TEEN 28
Slap that Motherfucking Ho.
jbsington 8
Scorching Midriff Healer
chenry1 4
Truly amazing pussy.
Jonniii 10
Why doesn't he sleep at yours then?