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kaipodable This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Unwelcome

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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Looks like he found a better pussy.

His cat can get the hell over it!

blackjewels 2

He chose the cat over you, find someone better to choose over him ;)

over a cat wow u r probly better than the cat!

hateevryone 15

tell him he can no longer come over your house cause your new boyfriend wouldn't like it. ;)

well thats kinda rude to say just cause of a cat

boardforlife 0

Bahahahaha u should have made the cat like u cuz just like #1 said... he prefers his pussy over yours

**** the cat:)

muhilrashid 4

Are we talking about a pussy cat or another pussy here? Haha

He sounds like a keeper.

Tell him its either the cat or you. But going by his reaction now, it's probably going to be the cat, so don't get your hopes up.

stupidisntcute 0

Cat wins every time!