kaipodable
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
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HahaHokayThen 10
Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.
CareFace 16
I love pussy :D
THE_A_TEEN 28
You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.
youcunthole 0
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage
MerrikBarbarian 9
Better yet, apply fish paste to ***** when his mom is over and watch kitty play with her new toy and show it to company :p
sr101998 0
Ok Mr. west. Are you a gay fish?
rulezdunmatter 12
Well at least he doesn't need consent to do that pussy.
RealChinese 7
Bros before Hoes
chell1894 13
Lol my cats doesn't like visitors either :D
pyromania21 0
that's a shame I'd love to visit ur cat
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Tell him him and his cat can have a good life together!!:}
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Everyone prefers a nice, well groomed pussy.
amyjadee 0
The cats jelly bro.
logiee_bearr 6
Winning.
gojira666 7
Men who own cats need their man card revoked immediately.
pipinya 8
23 - subtlety is key
jrgr 6
the cat wants him all to itself
bobbycorwen 5
Itself?! The kitty has no gender!
ceilingfans 1
No, it had a gender, just not one of the regular ones.
MaaaanWTF 1
Transgender? Transgendered ******* are ******* too!
raydaly 5
am I the only 1 funking oops bf is into ********** ?
Sinamoi 18
60- I feel like you where drunk when you typed this.
KeyboardWarrior 10
60, Probably.
ShyAnn29 15
60- "am I the only 1 thinking OPs bf is into **********?" Yes, I think you are, because that's just nasty!
GSP101 0
On the bright side, the cat could be sensing something bad and just warning you.
kateheartswaffle 0
I suppose you read tea leaves as well?
Hulabaloola 0
Maybe the cat is just confused. He smells a second woman on the bf's clothes and he can't relate it to her.
Branflakes78 13
I agree maybe she might dump him or hurt him and the cat can see it happened
NotDave 0
...what the ****? Cats aren't psychics. They can't "sense the future".
bramberkhout 10
You deserved it, stop dating a weird guy that clearly doesn't enjoy your company enough.
SmeXikoE 3
There could only be one pussy! Unless you're into having multiple.
thantomaniac 0
Who (besides dog people) isn't?
benderbot19 0
Did you just respond to yourself?
TColby 12
What a piss-poor excuse.
ariannaimelda 7
Cue the cat-pussy jokes!
clcbjj31 0
Little late to cue them. However, that was a good time for the horrible unoriginal ones.
DKjazz 20
As of 2-23-13, a ctrl+f search yields 40 results for the word "pussy".
FYLDeep 26
Pussy-whipped.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
This means war.
RinaVampire31 18
Haha, that's cute.
iDaniel525 8
He's pussy whipped....on his cat.