Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Spicy
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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JoeGrant 12

Hey, the way they lay that meat on there, sexy as anything else.

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frozenfreeze 5

There's a reason it's called the $5 footlong.

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ravenh1979 13

Eww!! Lol was the food good??

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AllegroRubato 16

There's no shame in loving your food. You're letting it inside you anyways so.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

That's some sexy ham & cheese! Oh my god that's some fresh lettuce!

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Joedbag 8

There's no shame in having a food fetish...

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shazzaam 3

"am i a psycho" yes im a psycho.. i think im a psycho

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graceinsheepwear 33

Well, you can't beat their meat...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Mr. Castanza... We've been expecting you...

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lalaney 14

A lot of people on here aren't old enough to get this reference, so I just wanted you to know my hat's off to you.

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Risho96 10

83: You don't have to be old to have seen old movies. One of my favorite movies was made in the 80s. I don't remember the year, but the point is: the reason I don't get the reference is because I didn't watch the movie, not because I'm young.

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Dalyn8912 12

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just turned my six inch into a foot long!

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LeRhino22 9

Lmao I guess she gave you 2 footlongs that day xD

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