Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
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omgepiphany 0
You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI
djspazy 0
lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom
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Comments (159)
nora3852 0
hmm i wonder who you're going to imagine when you're doing the "nasty" again with ur gf
taoistmaster 2
At least now you can hear your MOM'S MOANS instead... :-D Have fun!!!!!!!!!
RatIsKing 0
#123 lol, that's EXACTLY the expression my English teacher wouldve used XD
PredyJessica 0
now you have to break up with her =D
City_at_war 0
milf
loveyahun 0
Crap. That sux
campbellshayla73 0
ew **** no
Tito147 0
that's when you moan back and get freaky
sick_wish 10
and now, when you're having sex with your girlfriend, you won't be able to help but think of your mom moaning in your ear. :) .......
ParkersGirl 0
Ah hahaha! CREEPY!