Intimacy: Uh oh…

Uh oh…

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 08/11/2018 22:00

Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:20

this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.

LemonLala 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:19

aww... poor girl

Comments

bobla456 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:15

The one who found out about it should be wrighting the FML

crazychild96 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 13:24

I swear there's and FML that is from the woman's point of view...

Ahlkitar 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:50

Cheaters always get found out...I feel bad for the woman but she deserved to know.

epicshell 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:45

Indirect busting attack!!

z0mbi316 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:25

Nice job?

Beelzebub259 7

Friday 16 December 2011 11:34

You should be proud and congratulated for doing the right thing. Better she found out now rather than 2 years from now.

Ethandangerfield 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:13

Keep your eyes peeled for the crying girls FML

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 26 July 2012 6:47

You saved her from getting a std. You didn't destroy her marriage her husband did.

anders09ma 7

Sunday 9 June 2013 23:52

FHL she's the one that's getting cheated on.

kaykaybreann 5

Thursday 24 October 2013 6:37

Im sure she is grateful for that note, i would be. she found out her husband is a douche bag! and you most likely saved her more pain down the road.

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