Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Looks like he's your type after all.
Bstaut 8
Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?
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Comments (89)
andydawg8891 0
Or he's dating you because uggo's put out more. Just saying.
fmlplz 0
Where is the link for the boyfriend that I can click that says "I agree, his life is f***ed"?
Gawain_fml 0
Oh look, another FML where some insecure little girl can't take a joke. Go stand in front of the mirror, if you're reasonably attractive, then he was joking. If you cringe at your own reflection, then he was telling the truth.
cassidy0922 6
You don't have to be a jerk about it.. Maybe she's sensitive to jokes.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
LOLing @ #1. Nice.
nomo_fml 0
That's what you get when you go for the "insular asshole types".
6119 0
alot of these FMLs are oversensitive people taking things out of context or just whiney people who overdramatize things... or is that just my view of things?
rawblerawble 0
if he doesn't think you're attractive, then why is he even going out with you? probably just a joke.
mitchlarocco 0
Re read it his useal type is unattractive they said how they ate not the useal type that they date
maedoc 0
see what happens when you fish for compliments?
Amkii 0
Hey, so you DID get your usual type after all! Lucky you!
buymeagoat 0
Maybe he meant it differently than you think and he just does a very poor job explaining. I've often said things like this but didn't mean how they sounded.