Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
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Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Looks like he's your type after all.
Bstaut 8
Who is Smile Jesus? Is there also a Frown Jesus?
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Comments (89)
pariah411 0
Further proof that most chicks don't have a sense of humor.
Oraiyus 0
Irony xD lol
randomgirl13 0
douuuche. on the bright side, it looks like he's your type after all. :D
love4all4 0
Sucks to be you
smashissmashing 0
look at that; he really is your type!
blue_angel 0
Sounds like you are still on your insular asshole streak, but then again, aren't almost all guys assholes?
lazy_girl 12
aaaand thats when you dumped him...right? it doesn't matter if he was joking, it very well could've come from a true place; a good boyfriend is supposed to make you feel gorgeous all the time and yeah, girls can take a joke but not when its aimed at our appearance (which some of us work on with much strife)
Chocolate_Chunk 2
...wow. Dump him for that even if it was a joke? You will die old and alone.
lazy_girl 12
I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't find me attractive :)
XxXx4xXxX 0
looooks like you did pick ur usual type...;)
LOL_UrLifeSucks 0
1 nailed it and, really, who cares! I've dated people who've thought I'm unattractive. nobody cares.
briiana012 3
ohhhhh!!! he got u back biotch!!! lmfao ur so stupid