Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Silver_helmet 10
Keep the empty bottle of fill it up with water. It was wise to break up with hm, alcohol problems are too tough to tolerate.
Chazzster 32
I have mixed feelings about this. If boyfriend didn’t know the significance of that particular bottle of tequila, then that’s one thing. If he knew the significance then it’s pathetic behavior on his part. Keep the bottle refill it with water or colored water to match the original. As a keepsake it will be just as good that way.
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Silver_helmet 10
Keep the empty bottle of fill it up with water. It was wise to break up with hm, alcohol problems are too tough to tolerate.
RichardPencil 32
Why shouldn't he drink it? Your mom certainly is not going to. A bottle of tequila is a strange keepsake, to be sure.
Chazzster 32
I have mixed feelings about this. If boyfriend didn’t know the significance of that particular bottle of tequila, then that’s one thing. If he knew the significance then it’s pathetic behavior on his part. Keep the bottle refill it with water or colored water to match the original. As a keepsake it will be just as good that way.