By isaidfuckoff - 27/6/2015 18:29 - United States
Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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By  JesusFreak227  |  15

And this is why you don't date religious chicks.

  Merylwen  |  24

Some people will seize any chance to bash religious people. How dare they have beliefs, right? Anyway, everyone knows atheists never, ever cheat... :)
Cheating aside, she's not all that religious either if she has premarital sex with OP. Just sayin'. (I know, you can be religious and have premarital sex, but not "mission trip" religious, IMO)

  gracehi  |  31

Good religious women and men aren't "very rare," 24. You just don't hear about them because they don't make for interesting reading material in forums such as FML.

  MandieL  |  27

Who said she had premarital sex? Hickeys on her boobs could indicate foreplay only. And both atheists and religious people alike might cheat, but she was using the fact that she was doing gods work to justify her infidelity by claiming it nullified any infidelity on her part.

  bgreen1111  |  16

We aren't saying atheists don't cheat, were just saying at least atheists don't try and use religion as an excuse.
Ive seen you on here recently, too. You comment stupid things and get down voted a lot. Cant you take a hint? Get off FML.