Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML
Today, I got a soap that my doctor recommended, because I'm allergic to the vast majority of soaps. After driving 45 miles to the only store that sells it, and paying $12 for a bottle, I found out I'm allergic to it too. FML
Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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Top comments
Eleora 19
Well ain't that some shit?? I hope your luck takes a turn for the best, OP!
thinblue32 15
Best stress relief is exercise, and it's free! Good luck OP.
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Comments (72)
FrutLoopDingus 19
Watch a good movie or something
Ellykay 17
I'm sorry :( but I would've spent that last $4 on some non perishable food
devildog562 33
Top ramen. Lived off that through a lot of college. With the necessities like beer soap and clothes.
Eleora 19
Amen! Lol
Ellykay 17
I'm in college right now hahaha I know the struggle.
devildog562 33
Can I get a hallelujah ?! Cheap food liquor and parties in between work school and a kid.
tinycroc 10
And that's what happens when you ration your money, folks! ba-dum ching!
HairIsEverything 15
I think you mean when you DONT ration your money... I hope you did at least!
rebeal 2
return it!
Emzinatorbot 26
OP already used it. Which means the store won't let you return opened stuff for safety reasons!
triplebeerox 27
I agree. OP should at least try to return it. I've returned products, that I have been allergic to, without any problems. I just tell them I had an allergic reaction.
StarDust5921 16
Talk about irony!
Garrett2818 21
My thoughts exactly 17.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you can get a pointless lawsuit for it not being relaxing and get some cream then
ZogerOx 12
lmao. wannabe emo loser. go kill yourself kid
engineerosaurus 26
I think if I had $4 to my name I would not spend it on body wash.
Nikki_Shay 4
Why would you buy "relaxing soap." Did you really think that was going to help? Oh this magical soap will wash all of my problems away!
Isa_fml 20
You're an idiot.
Emzinatorbot 26
You could always ask your family if they have some money? Anyways, I hope your rash gets better!
josemcmexican 1
why would you spend $4 on a body wash that says that its stress relieving. would it like wash away your life to have a new one or something. its just the same as regular body wash