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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Brolin 4

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

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Chfanfiction 0

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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arcturusvi 0

I highly doubt the guy cares about a bunch of faceless morons online knowing this story. If I recall, this is the entire premise of sites like this. Your wife is a ****. Cheat on her with her sister or something. And you got a boner, I doubt the doctor was confused or disgusted by this. It his profession after all, one that makes him way more money than half the dickwads on here saying how the OP is gay cause of a normal, completely uncontrollable reaction. I bet you are the kind of guys who demand a female doctor do a hernia check, lest your penis get aroused with something fondling it. Because random boners never happen, especially when it's being aroused. ******* closed minded, bigoted dipshit homophobes online.

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Overcast117 5

WAAH WAAH LOOK AT ME INTERNET I GOT A BONER WHEN MY PROSTATE WAS STIMULATED DERRRRRRP Grow up, OP, and grow up, internet. :|

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ithedarkknight 0

lmao dude u got a boner from a guy stinkin his finger in your ass... jeez maybe it was just a um body reaction because it was in a private area...but your wifes messed up for telling everyone...but can u blame her its pretty funny XD

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F_Y_Comments 0

Why would she tell everyone, hardly reflects well on her - my husband got turned on by a man.

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Sapphy 0

well i guess getting a boner from a prostate examination seems normal. so i wouldn't be to worried about that. doctors might even be used to that kinda thing. so dont freak out... about your wife.. yeah your ******, im sorry. kick her in the ovaries.

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ithedarkknight 0

OMG i just had to say this wtf is with #28 and these other fmls about guys wanting there girlfriend or wife to wear strap ons and fck em in the butt thats is the most disturbing nastiest thing ever i MEAN come on! Man i feel sorry for the girlfriend or wife who has to bone there boyfriend or husband in the @ss that is so weird creepy and gay!!! AAAAAAAAAH PPL THESE DAYS NEXT THING U KNOW ANIMAL SEX IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT FETISH

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Amorbis 0

Dump your ******* wife. She's ****** in the head

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