hinting
Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Too late
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Handblocked
🌶️ Spicy
Overcome
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
V……
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird kink but OK
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
tdiz
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
How
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Quandary
Today, my nana died today of a heart attack in her sleep. I’ll never know if there was something I could have done, because while it was happening I was upstairs with a dildo, as it’s been a month since I had sex and I had the urge. I feel so selfish and ashamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Anonymous
Fitzroy, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Boomer humor
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
Jonnyboo
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
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teddy4nyy 13
Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.
yoimtrollin 24
"Oh das nasty" - Cleveland Brown
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Comments (178)
subiedude08 17
Sometime u just gotta say what the ****
Chris425 12
Grandma still needs some
noreallywhat 17
so who gets it in the will?
random_commenter 9
Actually, there is a well known scam that works like this: The scammers get the names of recently deceased persons from the obituary in the newspaper. Then, if they can find out the address, they send sex toys or nasty **** videos claiming that the recently deceased has ordered those. Usually, out of grief and embarrassment, the relatives will pay for the order without questioning the bill...
Epikouros 31
It's wouldn't be so surprising if grandma was 29 years old when OP was born.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
You should keep it so you can feel closer to her.....oh wait....
lovekiki 19
That's the spirit, grandma!
kiml123 5
:( That's sad!
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
This reminds me of some weird, screwy version of Romeo and Juliet. :X
girlymae 12
Yah then you might have found it being used...