Today, I was walking when I saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realized a kid was laying them out in a trail. I'd collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
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edward80 18
Can't wait to see this on youtube
SuperCollider 5
When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.
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Comments (68)
edward80 18
Can't wait to see this on youtube
ChenEighty 20
I just want to know how something can be ahead by Barley.
pinkster2014 25
19- Lol, he meant barely xD
ChevyRedneck85 13
Where's the link?
tayymeds 23
#19 OP spelled barely correctly...
LifeAlertTwerk 14
Actually, 44, the OP originally had "barley" instead of barely. I'm assuming the original post was edited.
buttcramp 21
on the bright side, this video may end up a huge hit!
EphMi 5
don't worry OP, it was just a harmless experiment. Compare to being sewed together or chained up on a bathroom floor, you got off easy.
JustBeingAwesome 22
Did it for the vine
cmort 9
Few weeks to payday eh? Every little helps I guess...
extrasnipes 22
fake coins don't do much
Matrixuniverses 13
could use it for monopoly I guess
SuperCollider 5
When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.
blueboy154 12
No idiot Its figurative language
ariiewilliams 17
All i am thinking about is that one Family Guy episode where Brian and Peter did the same thing to James Woods except with candy.
canupls 6
^^^ "Ooo a peice of candy, ooo a peice of candy..."
energizerbunny23 18
Was there a note on a fishing line as well?
hamzor 5
Hahaha the image of a caterpillar popped up in my head xD
SgtAssCheeks 21
Sure.
RedPillSucks 33
Human centipede?
toaster123 11
3-way 69. no ****.
extrasnipes 22
...why?
brandoneyez1 25
Ooh quarter, oooh quarter, ooh quarter .
robotiick7 23
Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy!
IloveToLaugh143 21
Today's my luck day!
Kelseyybaee 8
While reading this I could only think of the Family Guy episode with James Woods. "Ooh piece of candy. Ooh piece of candy."
maguichi 3
Thank u I was afraid no one would say it
mattrd_fml 31
haha I was gonna say the same thing!
Rallred32 20
"That's not a piece of candy, thats a quarter!"
ariiewilliams 17
Maybe OP is James Woods..
SophieLouiseG 12
was thinking the same thing. had james woods voice in my head say ohoh piece of candy. ooh piece of candy......
LordMegatron 10
did it lead to his candy van?
brandoneyez1 25
Go use the fake quarters somewhere then see who is laughing.
niccwong 2
i wanna see that video LOL