Today, I was walking when I saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realized a kid was laying them out in a trail. I'd collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
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Top comments
edward80 18
Can't wait to see this on youtube
SuperCollider 5
When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.
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Comments (68)
upallnight11 19
Classic prank
Al3xv3l92 24
Time to search quarter prank on YouTube.
ksks1234 33
I remember kids used to glue quarters to the floors in public places, at least this kid did not do that to you.
Wolf87535 4
I do glue quarters to sidewalks. Never gets old. :)
mario2012 18
I would have to agree with 5 here.
weveallbeenthere 30
that is a classic prank. we did the dollar on the string and always got a few laughs.
cwl727 33
How did you not know they were fake?
groovycrazyjoe 18
oh a piece of candy who know where that came from
KSIPanda2 6
if I had a quarter every time that happened....oh wait they are fake
yellowpablo 21
Throw the fake quarters at the kid then run
Ashamed_Sister 60
That kid is an evil genius.